This is the cover of Texas Monthly’s January 2007 issue, in which they give out their ‘Bum Steers’ awards:

The fine print reads, “*Yes, this is a photo illustration. If we don’t say so, Dick Cheney will shoot us in the face.” (via Accordion Guy)
P.S. Texas Monthly may be the greatest magazine known to man. Their current cover article?

That’s right. The 63 Tacos You Must Eat Before You Die. Yes, they’re all in Texas.