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NEW YORK (AP) — It somehow seemed fitting when Vanilla Ice trashed MTV’s lame party.
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“You’re telling me that there is no way that science can’t mask the smell of latex and lubricant so instead of grossness it smells like an apple orchard?”
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“After a public school teacher was recorded telling students they belonged in hell if they did not accept Jesus as their savior, the school board has banned taping in class without an instructor’s permission…”
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“I have a favorite drunkard. He was an athlete—a professional wrestler in fact—but he was also a gifted entertainer and a true artist. His name … was Andre the Giant.”