While not all of us can find a farmer’s field in Italy that bears our name, we can stumble upon what the Internet considers to be the best (three) idea(s) ever:

I cannot argue. Except the spork only gets half an awesome, because generally plastic sporks are great spoons but piddly forks. Metal sporks are another story entirely.
And, yes, I may have been looking up ‘best idea ever’ on Urban Dictionary. So?! QC is slow to update today, I needed something to do.