Stupid essays. Also, more stupid essays.
I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn’t going to take this class seriously and pick a real poet I may as well not come to class anymore. Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong. He is over 3,000 years old and remembers the names of all the forgotten Gods.
The one on atoms is pretty good, as is “Preserving the Future: The Fight to Save Pop Rocks.”