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Bouncing billboard?

The new Wonderbra - so good, it breaks physics.

Seems a little needy for attention, though. “Stop trying to scroll me off the board!”

March 30th, 2007 · Tags Movies, Sex, Video, YouTube, lol | Comments Off

Bouncing billboard?

The new Wonderbra - so good, it breaks physics.

Seems a little needy for attention, though. “Stop trying to scroll me off the board!”

March 30th, 2007 · Tags Movies, Sex, Video, YouTube, lol | Comments Off

Why is it…

… that TV news people are always so hilariously uninformed about technology, gadgetry, the Internet, or reality in general?

Also, is everything a tool for pedophiles? Frigging everything?

13375p34k means you like sexin’ kids!

March 22nd, 2007 · Tags Internet, Language, News, Video, WTF?, YouTube, lol | Comments Off

The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, in about half a minute

Seriously, this is pretty awesome. Read the rest of this entry »

March 8th, 2007 · Tags Movies, Video, lol | Comments Off

The real problem with video piracy

FACT thinks you're a moron

(via Michael Hanscom)

March 7th, 2007 · Tags Annoyances, Video, WTF?, lol | Comments Off

Henry Rollins responds to Ann Coulter

“But most of all, Ann, you will learn to just shut the fuck up.”

March 6th, 2007 · Tags Politics, Video, lol | Comments Off

Links galore

  • Mr. Gosling, why did you make URL equals suck?! A useful warning to Java developers - using URL.equals may be considered harmful, because apparently it does a blocking lookup to the IP address of the machine.
  • No Shredder in TMNT? Peter Laird, series creator of our favorite heroes on a halfshell, suggested the change. The villain is now a more generic ‘monsters and space aliens.’ Maybe it’s this guy, even though he didn’t really come from outer space, per se?
  • The world’s most indispensable Firefox tab: Ctrl-Shift-T (or Cmd-Shift-T on the Mac) will re-open the most recently closed tab. Hallelujah!
  • Slain trees haunt loggers. My coworker’s response: “heh, ent ghosts.”
  • Find out your Windows Vista Experience number. Sort of like a compatibility rating between your computer and Vista - is it love at first byte, or is Vista simply too high-maintenance for a down-to-earth machine like yours? (Pardon the pun - I had to.)
  • O’Reilly Media launched Hackszine.com, an online companion to the Hacks series of books gracing bookshelves for quite a while now. This is already in my RSS reader.
  • MAKE Blog: Do it yourself grassroots media sites using NewsCloud. Twenty bucks a month gets you a Debian install and NewsCloud; I think they handle hosting. Or you can just do it yourself, it’s open-source.
  • Dear God, it’s the Woot-Off that won’t die. The offer as I type this: a 37″ Sova widescreen HD-ready LCD monitor for $649.99 plus $5 shipping. I wish I could afford this monster.

That about covers it. I’m sort of like a bargain basement Weekend Update. (Obvious pop-culture references linked for my friend Sandra’s sake, who recently revealed she has no idea what movie features the songs “Danger Zone,” “You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling,” and more. Or, for that matter, has never seen SNL.)

February 1st, 2007 · Tags Computers, Development, Gadgets, Internet, Microsoft, News, Science, Shopping, Software, TV, Technology, WTF?, Windows, lol | Comments Off

Can’t… stop… laughing…

January 29th, 2007 · Tags Animals, Video, lol | Comments Off

Mega Man vs. Pedobear in an ASCII duel to the death

From Joystiq: 2ch meets flash gaming, and the world may never quite be the same. Check out this video from Jinsei Owatta No Daibouken, aka “My Life Is Over’s” Big Adventure:

January 29th, 2007 · Tags Internet, Video, Video Games, lol | Comments Off

For once, I’m glad I can’t read Japanese

And you should be too.

What the

(photo tipoff by jtzapp)

January 27th, 2007 · Tags Apple, Mac, Microsoft, WTF?, Windows, lol | Comments Off

Wanna be an Instrument Protagonist?

Now with Skeletor on drums!

What the heck is a Guitar Villain?

According to CVG, two trademarks filed by Guitar Hero publisher, Activision, have recently popped up on the US Patent and Trademark office website. The two names, Guitar Villain and Drum Villain, are linked to “computer game software” and “games sold with electronic guitars,” both apt descriptors of everyone’s favorite couch-jumping rock sim franchise.

I can’t possibly imagine what this would entail. Perhaps you have to bite the head off of a chicken or something with the new chicken peripheral?

(via Joystiq; source article is at CVG)

January 18th, 2007 · Tags Music, Video Games, lol | Comments Off

Now with extra Stalker Juice™

There, I joined Twitter.

Now you’ll all know what I’m doing at all times. (I remain annoyed I can’t send a text to it from my phone. I think CBW hates short texts.)

January 15th, 2007 · Tags Internet, lol | Comments Off

You know you’ve made it when…

… you can call a lawsuit by an opposing company ’silly.’ In a press release.

Apple and Cisco are continuing to square off over the iPhone trademark, following the lawsuit filed by Cisco over willful trademark infringement. Apple today called the lawsuit “silly,” while Cisco said it was willing to share iPhone with Apple.

Now if only Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony would band together to call a spade a spade.

(via MacNN)

January 11th, 2007 · Tags Apple, Law, Video Games, lol | Comments Off

What the hell did I do to my arm?

So apparently, you should precede twenty straight minutes of Wii Sports boxing with stretching exercises.

Oops!

My left bicep still hates me.

January 10th, 2007 · Tags Exercise, Video Games, WTF?, Wii, lol | 1 Comment »

Wherein Steve Jobs prank calls a Starbucks

10:28 am hangs up
10:27 am oh sorry - wrong number
10:27 am orders 4000 latte’s to go
         crowd laughs
10:27 am presses a button and calls starbucks
10:27 am finds a nearby starbucks
10:27 am finds moscone west

(from MacRumors’ live coverage of the MWSF keynote)

January 9th, 2007 · Tags Apple, lol | 1 Comment »