Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Thank Heaven for the internets

While not all of us can find a farmer’s field in Italy that bears our name, we can stumble upon what the Internet considers to be the best (three) idea(s) ever:

yes, I know WHY this happens. I prefer to leave it this way.

I cannot argue. Except the spork only gets half an awesome, because generally plastic sporks are great spoons but piddly forks. Metal sporks are another story entirely.

And, yes, I may have been looking up ‘best idea ever’ on Urban Dictionary. So?! QC is slow to update today, I needed something to do.

May 8th, 2007 · Tags Internet, NFL, Politics, Questionable Content, Sporks, lol | Comments Off

Hey everyone!

Remember how the U.S. moved Daylight Savings time up three weeks?

Remember how it was supposed to save us energy?

It worked, right?

WRONNNNNNG!

Turns out we saved pretty much nothing.

April 5th, 2007 · Tags Annoyances, Politics, WTF? | Comments Off

Henry Rollins responds to Ann Coulter

“But most of all, Ann, you will learn to just shut the fuck up.”

March 6th, 2007 · Tags Politics, Video, lol | Comments Off

Bloggers = lobbyists? Maybe soon…

From PR Newswire:

The following is a statement by Richard A. Viguerie, Chairman of GrassrootsFreedom.com, regarding legislation currently being considered by Congress to regulate grassroots communications:

“In what sounds like a comedy sketch from Jon Stewart’s Daily Show, but isn’t, the U. S. Senate would impose criminal penalties, even jail time, on grassroots causes and citizens who criticize Congress.

“Section 220 of S. 1, the lobbying reform bill currently before the Senate, would require grassroots causes, even bloggers, who communicate to 500 or more members of the public on policy matters, to register and report quarterly to Congress the same as the big K Street lobbyists. Section 220 would amend existing lobbying reporting law by creating the most expansive intrusion on First Amendment rights ever. For the first time in history, critics of Congress will need to register and report with Congress itself.

“The bill would require reporting of ‘paid efforts to stimulate grassroots lobbying,’ but defines ‘paid’ merely as communications to 500 or more members of the public, with no other qualifiers.

“On January 9, the Senate passed Amendment 7 to S. 1, to create criminal penalties, including up to one year in jail, if someone ‘knowingly and willingly fails to file or report.’

Here’s the text of the bill. To be honest, I haven’t read it thoroughly myself to see if Mr. Viguerie’s assessment is correct. Anyone?

EDIT: This may not be as catastrophic for “the little guy” as Viguerie suggests. Here’s some relevant portions of the bill (thanks to P&P for pointing these out to me):

`(19) GRASSROOTS LOBBYING FIRM- The term `grassroots lobbying firm’ means a person or entity that–
`(A) is retained by 1 or more clients to engage in paid efforts to stimulate grassroots lobbying on behalf of such clients; and
`(B) receives income of, or spends or agrees to spend, an aggregate of $25,000 or more for such efforts in any quarterly period.’.

`(B) PAID ATTEMPT TO INFLUENCE THE GENERAL PUBLIC OR SEGMENTS THEREOF- The term `paid attempt to influence the general public or segments thereof’ does not include an attempt to influence directed at less than 500 members of the general public.

And lastly, a bit of an IM conversation.

P&P: So, what they’re saying is, if you get paid (or spend) more than $25,000 in a year on an attempt to do ‘grassroots lobbying,’ you’re going to be subject to this.
Me:: Wonder what Kos makes? Heh.
P&P: What it would do is hurt the biggest voices, but not the little guys. It’s exactly the opposite of the PR statement. (That doesn’t mean I agree with it, but that’s probably why Richard Viguerie cares.)
P&P: Oh, I’m sure Markos Moulitsas makes more than $25,000 a year. The other guys who are going to be hurting are, among others, MoveOn, TPM Media, the Huffington Post, National Review Online, and paid big-media bloggers like Andrew Sullivan and Mickey Kaus. I wonder if the Republicans (who have sponsored Section 220) think they can get away with this because there are relatively few paid right-wing bloggers?

Maybe!

January 17th, 2007 · Tags Blogging, Law, Politics | Comments Off

Texas Monthly wins the Internet

This is the cover of Texas Monthly’s January 2007 issue, in which they give out their ‘Bum Steers’ awards:

January 2007 Texas Monthly cover

The fine print reads, “*Yes, this is a photo illustration. If we don’t say so, Dick Cheney will shoot us in the face.” (via Accordion Guy)

P.S. Texas Monthly may be the greatest magazine known to man. Their current cover article?

December 2006 Texas Monthly cover

That’s right. The 63 Tacos You Must Eat Before You Die. Yes, they’re all in Texas.

December 14th, 2006 · Tags Food, Politics, lol | Comments Off

A pair of military links

First, the “okay” news: Army Times editorial - Time for Rumsfeld to go.

One rosy reassurance after another has been handed down by President Bush, Vice President Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld: “mission accomplished,” the insurgency is “in its last throes,” and “back off, we know what we’re doing,” are a few choice examples.

Now, however, a new chorus of criticism is beginning to resonate. Active-duty military leaders are starting to voice misgivings about the war’s planning, execution and dimming prospects for success.

The White House’s response? Predictably, it amounts to “STFU”:

In a statement released on Saturday, Department of Defense spokesman Bryan Whitman said that “the new ‘chorus of criticism’ noted by the editorials is actually old news and does not include commanders in the field, who remain committed to the mission….The assertion, without evidence, that senior military officers are ‘toeing the line’ is an insult to their judgment and integrity.”

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November 6th, 2006 · Tags Military, Politics, War | Comments Off